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Once there was this kid who. Took a trip to Singapore. And brought along his spraypaint. And when he finally came back. He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when. The wa
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You can torture me with Donnie and Marie. You can play some Barry Manilow. Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block. Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla Ice hey, you
AQUARIUS!. There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes. to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-. Mole 17 hours a day PISCES!. Try to avo
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane. With a rabid wolverine in my underwear. When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat. Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes. I guesse
Had to park my car for just five minutes. I had to go inside to use the phone. When I came back again my car was gone. Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone. What a bummer, I was so brought do
Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink. Boy it's good to see you, what can I say?. Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again. Say, what was your name anyway? Well we're working on the
I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight. I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night. And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight. It makes me wanna kneel down an
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less. At the checkout counter at the local grocery store. I was only passin' by but a paper caught my eye. And I learned a few things I nev
Whoa, yeah! You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu. With automatic drive, a custom paint job too. I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow. And a slightly-used sombrero. And I'll even throw in a stapler, if yo
Ohhhhhh. I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,. Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph. D. I was tense, I was nervous,. I guess it just wasn't my night. Art Fleming gav
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys. For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys. When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death. Had a rifle in his hands and che
Jocko Homo/Devo. They tell us that we lost our tails,. Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are we not men, D-E-V-O. Smoke On The Wate
Bài hát Sports Song - Weird Al Yankovic. Your sports team is vastly inferior. That simple fact is plainly obvious to see. We’re gonna kick your collective posterior. Of course you realize we’re
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box. Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks. I barely even know how to put on my own pants. But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France
Don't want to be a Canadian Idiot. Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut. And do I look lik
Intro. Ooh yeah. Oh. . Intro. I'm your shelter from the storm. You'll know I'll always have your back. I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack. I never get out my leaf
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man. The kind of man you'd never disrespect. He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck. He ate his own weight in coal
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Sometimes I feel, like I need a vacation. Sometimes I feel, like I wanna go. To the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock. I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell you why Well, I've got, I've got a woman
I don't have a library card. But do you mind if I check you out?. I like your skeletal structure, baby. You're an Ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical. And your nostrils are so nice.
Gonna tell you a story. About Chuck and Diane. Couple British kids from. The palace at Buckingham Chuckie wants to grow up. And be a polo star. And ride his little horsies. All around the backya
Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love. Yes, the cradle of love. Don't rock easy, it's true. Rock the cradle of love. I rocked the cradle of love. Yes, the cradle of love. Don't rock ea
Bài hát Now That's What I Call Polka! - Weird Al Yankovic. Wrecking Ball. We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain. We jumped never asking why. We kissed, I fell under your spell. A love no one could
Gotta boogie, gotta boogie. Gotta boogie, gotta boogie. Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie. Gotta boogie, gotta boogie. Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off Well,
