She was a working girl, North of England way Now she's in the big time, in the U.S.A. And if she could only hear me, this is what I'd say Honey pie, you are making me crazy I'm in love but I'm lazy So won't you please come home Oh honey pie, my position is tragic Come and show me the magic of your Hollywood song You became a legend of the silver screen And now the thought of meeting you makes me weak at the knee Oh honey pie, you are driving me frantic Tell across the Atlantic to be where you belong Honey pie, come back to me Honey pie, you're making me crazy I'm in love but I'm lazy So won't you please come home Come home, honey pie, come home Will the wind that blew her boats across the sea Kindly send her sailing back to me Oh honey pie, you are making me crazy I'm in love but I'm lazy So won't you please come home Oh honey pie, my position is tragic Come and show me the magic of your Hollywood song Honey pie, come back to me Oh honey pie, you are making me crazy I'm in love but I'm lazy So won't you please come home Honey pie, come back to me