I was sitting in a roadhouse down on Highway 41
You were wiping off the ketchup on a table that was done
I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her friend too
So I flagged you down for coffee, but I couldn't say a thing
But I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been too good at all with sex and dance
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage and a shot
I asked you for a date and then I asked you to have an arm
I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far
But I finally got to hug you and you held me to my car
The last thing I remember, I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been too good at all with sex and dance
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby, and I don't even know your name
The next thing I remember, I was hearin' the wedding bells
Standin' by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil and she smiled at me without her lip front too
And I said, where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?
She said, I was your waitress and her last name's not the same
Cause I'm married to you baby, and I don't even know your name
Yeah, I'm married to a waitress
I don't even know your name

I've never been too good at all with sex and dance
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Yeah, I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name
Give me a
I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name
Yeah, I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name
Yeah, I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name
Give me a
We'll see you next time.