[Danny:]
So everybody get down like you just got out of rehab.

[Funny Man:]
I'm so high
I'm so high

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no the bottle's low
And I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no we up in smoke
And I can't feel my face no mo [x2]

[Charlie Scene:]
Oh * damn had a couple to many
Didn't have * planned, mixing vodka with henny
Now I can't sit down 'cause I'm already spinning
Acting like I'm rich man spending every penny
So everybody get down like you just got out of rehab
Let's get * put on your helmet and knee pads
'Cause I'm so high I can't feel my face
'Cause me and weed go together like Diddy and Mase

[Funny Man:]
So everybody get down like you just got out of rehab
And everybody get down like you just got out of rehab

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no the bottle's low
And I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no we up in smoke
And I can't feel my face no mo [x2]

[J-Dog:]
I * with a six pack bong or a zig-zag
* don't puke Here, choke on a tic tac
I walked a line but my eyes are crooked
A couple more drinks bitch Now you're good looking
Mother * real Hollywood not some B-List actor
I'm faded as * watch me moonwalk backwards
It's a house party Los Angelas
So * the Five-0 my middle fingers are up

[Funny Man:]
So everybody get down like you just got out of rehab
And everybody get down like you just got out of rehab

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no the bottle's low
And I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no we up in smoke
And I can't feel my face no mo [x2]

[Funny Man:]
Blowing and banging everyday in the low low
I roll slow 'cause I'm allergic to po po
I smoke the douj when I chill with the cholos
And y'all smoke pole 'cause you're chilling with homos
I sip patron and I chase it with SoCo
Pants so low, got my balls in a choke hold!
Bitches gettin' naked and posin' for photos!
and hoppin' on my dick like my * is a pogo

[Danny:]
So everybody get down, like you just got out of rehab!
Let's get * up, put on your helmet and knee pads!
'Cause I'm so high, can't feel my face!
'Cause me and weed go together like Charlie and J-dog! [x2]

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no the bottle's low
And I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no we up in smoke
And I can't feel my face no mo [x2]

[Danny & Funny Man:]
Oh no
I'm so high