Let me tell you about a woman I know
She don't drink
And she don't smoke
She can't stand
A dirty joke
She don't hang out
Till the morning light
She don't have to get high
Lord, to get right
She's a friend
She's a lover
She's my wife
But I'll take a drink
Lord, and I'll have a smoke
And I'll throw some downright
Dirty jokes
Been known to hang out
Till the morning light
Been known to get high
Trying to get right
But that's just me, son
That's just me
If you don't know my woman
You might think she's square
But you ought to see that woman
When she lets down her hair
She's the damnedest thing
That's ever walked into my life
Yeah, Lord
She's a friend
She's a lover
She's my wife
Tell them how my wife's on yours too
Mmm
Well, I wear jeans
And she wears silk
I like beer
And she likes milk
She can be soft
Like a silver rain
But lock them doors at night
She's a hurricane
She's a hurricane
She's a friend
She's a lover
Ooh, she's my wife
Lord, it's getting mistery
What she sees in me
She's as long as I want her
She'll never set me free
She's the damnedest thing
That ever walked into my life
Ever, yeah
She's a friend
She's a lover
She's my wife
She's a friend
She's a lover
She's my wife
She's a friend
She's a lover
She's a inspections
She's a mother
She's my friend
She's my lover
She's my wife

That's my life I'm talking about
That's my life I'm talking about