Hello, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Shady, so nice to meet you, it's been a long time, I'm sorry I've been away so long, my name is Shady, I never meant to leave you You see that chick in the gym checking me out, any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth, I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house, that was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? Just a necklace I lost right next to Stephanie's blouse, man I should check to see if my mom left any out, nope, guess I'll reroute, maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch, oh jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth Down the hatch at the feeling you can't match it, I rap tap tap on your door with a damn ratchet, a tack tack tack in a hole with a damn hatchet, a knapsack tack with like 40 some Xanaxes Short dick I'm back, I'm trying to score me some lap dances, I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniels, formula 40 40 and 40's with bad capsules, the bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back at you Girl I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was just say hello, and I'm demonstrating baby, my little friend's waiting to say hello, the way your titties are wiggling and your booty's shaking like jello, girl I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was just say hello My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium, I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me them, it just becomes everyday extracurriculum, no reason in particular, it was strictly fun, a fifth of rum in two bottles of one, 51, 51 people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivian, I woke up next to you naked and uh, did we um, of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun, I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one, no offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm, but disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from, I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run, like speedy guns, Alice to see if I see anyone, who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some, my head is pounding to the beat of the drum, girl I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was just say hello Do you happen to have anything on you that make my mood mellow, some are oval and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow, girl I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was just say hello Oh, those were the days, they certainly were, it's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good, word, word, word, word, word, I second that and I third, rush to emergency surgery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased, he's no longer getting them free, hundred bucks for these percadents, thus it's getting to be where he'll lustfully surge the den, pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him Tirelessly on the phone, trying to rustle up muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of pack suits, now he's doubling backwards and he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack, now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops while I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuiced, so fuck it, I'm back Girl, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was just say hello Do you happen to have anything on you that make my mood bellow? Some are oval and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was just say hello So I'm saying, hello, allow me introduce myself, my name is Shady, it's so nice to meet you, it's been a long time, I'm sorry I've been away so long, my name is Shady, I never meant to leave you Thanks for watching!