Oh baby, uh, dolls, fellas, are you ready?
Let's dance.
Oh baby.
I know you like me.
I know you do.
That's why whenever I come around, she's all over you.
I know you want it.
It's easy to see.
And in the back of your mind, I know you should be home with me.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't you?
Don't you?
I hate the feeling.
Leave it alone.
Cause if you're in love, it just ain't enough to leave my happy home.
Let's keep it friendly.
You have to be fair.
See, I don't care.
But I know she ain't the one to share.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't you?
Don't you?
I know I'm on your mind.
I know we have a good time.
I'm your friend.
I'm fun and I'm fine.
I ain't lying.
Look at me.
You ain't blind.
I know I'm on your mind.
I know we have a good time.
I'm your friend.
I'm fun and I'm fine.
I ain't lying.
Look at me.
You ain't blind.
See, I know she loves you.
I know she loves you.
I understand.
I understand.
I'd probably be just as crazy about you if you were my own man.
Maybe next lifetime.
Maybe next lifetime.
Possibly.
Possibly.
Until then I'll be real.
Your secret is you're safe with me.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Like me?
Don't you?
Don't you, baby?
Don't you?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was all like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Like me?
Don't you?
Don't you, baby?
Don't you?