Excuse me girl, I know that's a bit embarrassing but I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9, maybe even 9 and a half in 4 beers time That blue top shop top you've got on is nice, bit too much fake tan though but yeah you score high But there's just one little thing that's really really really really annoying me about you you see Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit but my gosh don't you just know it I'm not trying to pull you, even though I would like to I think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard I was waiting in the queue looking at the ball Wondering whether to have a burger or chips or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford When I noticed out the corner of my eye looking toward my direction your eyes lucked on my course I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order which lost me my place in the queue I waited for I'm not trying to pull you, even though I would like to I think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it Are you smoking crack or something? We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment Don't touch me, don't touch me, look I'm alright, don't touch me For a while there I was thinking yeah but what if Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wits Staring you as you were standing there opposite Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick And when that bloke in the white behind us like queuing Was clucking on to you too yeah I had to admit That yeah yeah you are fit and yeah I do want it But I stopped sharking a minute to get chips and drinks I'm not trying to pull you, even though I would like to I think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it Now I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue I didn't want to bowl over all geezer and rude Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you Well let me tell you see yes yes you are really rude And rude as in good I knew this as you stood and queued But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you I'm not trying to pull you, even though I would like to I think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it And just as you started to make your big advance With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand I was like nah I can't even know you look grand But you looked sharp there smiling hard suggesting and Gleaming away with your hearty hearty looking tan But I admit the next bit was Spanish my plan You walked towards my path but you just crossed right past And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man I'm not trying to pull you, even though I would like to I think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it Oi what do I give a fuck I got a girlfriend anyway Oi we've all had a bit drunk we've had a few fair play I got this Stella I bombed from that last cafe This night's not even begun yes yes oh yay I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display But this is just another case of female stop and play In an otherwise total result of a holiday I'm not trying to pull you, even though I would like to I think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it You're fit but you know it You're fit but you know it I think I'm going to fall over I think I'm going to fall over