Bi ht: The Gunner Song - V.A

Hey gunner kid, how do you do it?
\I never skip a class
Got my netters cards in my pocket
I-I-Im gunning, dont you think Im stunning?
Yes you know Im awesome/
Walk into the class like
Ima be a sweet doc
So ahead on reading, ma Im done with the next block
Havard on my chest
Its do damn stunning
That people like: Damn! Thats some ivy league gunning
Rolling in, on the dot, heading to the frontest row
Stayed in Friday night, date with Linda Costanzo
Gotta be the best, no one sittin next to me
They probably shoulda studied more renal physiology
But hey, I got 99%
Schmoozin it, rockin it
bout to go and get some compliments
Raise my hands in class
Showing everyone I know my ***
But my thoughts are so complex Im talkin Im chalkin and flow-chartin like a boss for their benefit.
I know Im it.
Ima be an orthopod
Ima be an orthopod
No for real, ask your mamma
Hands like a demigod
Fall first year and Im studying for boards
Tutoring the seconds years like Im an overlord
Have a bunch of interest clubs
Joined a bunch of interest clubs
President of three
And I think Ill start a Gunner Club
Hello, hello my ace man professo
Always seeking my advice, consultin while I shadow
Doesnt matter if its pulm, GI, or cardio
SO buff in my scrubs, Im like welcome to the gun show

\I never skip a class
Got my netters cards in my pocket
I-I-Im gunning, dont you think Im stunning?
Yes you know Im awesome/
What you know about cranial nerves in your noggin?
What you know about connecting weird symptoms?
Im searching, Im searching, I, searching right through that PubMed
One mans night off thats another mans gunning
Thank you Med school for accepting the best ever doctor
Cause right now Im doctoring to all
At the physical, youll find me first in line,
Im not, Im not sick of searchin through that rectum

Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I take their BPs and their pulses, all by hand
I rock that phys exam
Theyll be in hypovolemic shock now give fluids, man!
I have history on lock
Now you know It, man
They be like
Oh, my chest feels hella tight
Im like yo, thats some angina pectoris
They lacking some oxygen, give some nitroglycerin
Learning angina pectoris
Thats advanced knowledge, yeah!
I called that when we all get pimped, yeah!
I called that cause I knew my business!
Its not easy though, Im skipping meals while you wasting time in lunch talks, bro
Big brain, come take a look through my microscope
Trying out-gun me?
Man you hella wont!
Man you hella wont!
Gunner kid, runnin class, yeah!
\I never skip a class
Got my netters cards in my pocket
I-I-Im gunning, dont you think Im stunning?
Yes you know Im awesome/

I wear my clean white coat
I look incredible
Put on my stethoscope
My doctor skills are good as gold
I wear my clean white coat
I look incredible
Put on my stethoscope
My doctor skills are good as gold
\I never skip a class
Got my netters cards in my pocket
I-I-Im gunning, dont you think Im stunning?
Yes you know Im awesome/