I'm bored, I'm the chairman of the board I'm a lengthy monologue, I'm livin' like a dog I'm bored, I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight Cause I'm bored, just another slimy bore I'm free to bore my robot friends Spend my cash until we're done Cause I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm the chairman of the board I'm sick, I'm sick of all my kicks I'm sick of all the stiffs, I'm sick of all the dips I'm bored, I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight Cause I'm bored, I'm bored, just another dirty bore Alright, dollface, come on and bore me I'm sick, I'm sick of all my kicks I'm sick of all the stiffs, I'm sick of all the dips I'm sick, I'm sick and I go to sleep at night I'm still sick in the broad daylight Cause I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm the chairman of the board