I know it's been a while since you've seen me
I heard you're doing well now with your comedy
Our reminisce, nostalgic bits of 90s hits
We listen, do you miss it? Have you thought of it since?
So if you still think of me
I'd love to meet for coffee
If I could just see your face
I'd look into your eyes and say
I hate your jokes and don't think you're funny
I hope you choke, go broke, lose your money
Know that you were the worst 45 seconds ahead in my life
And I hope your conscience haunts you at night
F you and goodbye
F you
F you and goodbye
F you and goodbye
F you and goodbye
A couple therapists are now familiar
A celebrity is just a ludicrander
And by the way, I caught up with your ex
We shared our guts and most of them were sex
So if you miss the old days
I'd love to meet face to face
I'd sit down at your table and scream if I was able
I hate your jokes and don't think you're funny
I hope you choke, go broke, lose your money
Know that you were the worst 45 seconds ahead in my life
And I hope your conscience haunts you at night
F you and goodbye F you and goodbye
F you, F you and goodbye
Thanks to you, gentle hands
Still reasonable demands
Loving lips, hum and mouth
Feel like currency now
F you and goodbye F you and goodbye
Thanks to you, I feel kind
Now I can spend the night with you
Goodbye