Well, they're gonna put me in the movie They're gonna make a big star out of me
We'll make a scene about a man that's sad and lonely
All I gotta do is act naturally Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
I'd win an Oscar you can't never tell The movies are gonna make me a big star
Cause I can play the part so well
Well, I hope you come see me in the movie Then I know that you'll plainly see
The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time
All I gotta do is act naturally
Oh, Eugenie
We'll make a scene about a man that's sad and lonely
Begging down upon his bended knee
And I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsing
All I gotta do is act naturally
Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
I'd win an Oscar you can't never tell
The movies are gonna make me a big star
Cause I can play the part so well
Well, I hope you come see me in the movie
Then I know that you'll plainly see
The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time
All I gotta do is act naturally