Remember that song by Ice Cube, today was a good day
Well that wasn't today, no that wasn't today
Saw a picture of my ex with a new dude, lying on a beach in Cancun
Got me thinking this way, a rainbow of grey
Wrapped up in these feelings like a goldie glove
Holy *, I'm a middle-aged cliche
I'm so sad, wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad, should probably have some kids by now
If I had, all the * I wish I had
I'd still be sad, I'm so sad
Maybe it's okay, and I shouldn't be ashamed
On the carpet, crying in a tool t-shirt
Mama said it's gonna hurt
There'll be a better time, and the sun is gonna shine
I'll be happy that I felt like * back then
I'll be your good win
I'm finally wrapped up in good feelings like a goldie glove
Holy *, I'm a middle-aged cliche
I'm so sad, wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad, should probably have some kids by now
If I had, all the * I wish I had
I'd still be sad, I'm so sad
Waiting for the dating show to call me up
With no luck, I'm a budget negligee
What the *?
I'm so sad, wish someone would take me out
I'm so sad, should probably have some kids by now
If I had, all the * I wish I had
I'd still be sad, I'm so sad
I'm so sad, I can never figure out
I'm so sad, sing it if you're with me now
It's not so bad, if I don't try to fight it back
But I'm so sad, I'm so sad
I'm so sad
I'm so sad