Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la Oh my god, it's here! It's all the time of year How I hate the snow is falling, vaulty neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting They say, let me see your gifts now, your daddy gave our clothes again And then, I had a revelation, this is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear Because, this Christmas I'll burn it to the ground this Christmas Santa's skipping town this Christmas Everything will change when they see the flames this Christmas day Christmas lights alive, lighting up the night Meanwhile, I'm inside my room conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumed Tonight, tonight, I have to do it right now So I will strike when all's asleep and creep Sneaking through your chimney, St. Nick is gone for now Up on the housetop, gifts are mine Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye Because, this Christmas I'll burn it to the ground this Christmas Santa's skipping town this Christmas Everything will change when they see the flames this Christmas day Don't make fun of me, will you? Well, I'll show you what true misery feels like You see, I've my eyes on what's sad Everything burns Hey everyone, look outside your window I have a surprise for you Imagine this, one thousand gifts And sixteen trees all laying in a heap In a cold, dead sack I strike my match And I trace the trail of gasoline Yeah This Christmas I'm ending the game What a shame This Christmas Because, this Christmas I'll burn it to the ground this Christmas Santa's skipping town this Christmas Everything will change when they see the flames this Christmas day