In France it was a little bit frightening But I thought it was fun timing There were monkey-china men From monkey-china town They were chopping them up They were chopping them down It's a cultured Chinese art And everybody knew it I'm not a monkey-china man But I'm a monkey-china man I'm a monkey-china man I'm a monkey-china man I'm a monkey-china man I'm a monkey-china man He said, here comes the big boss Let's get it on We took him out and made a stand Started swaying with the hand Now we're into a brand new trick Everybody was kung fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning That was a little bit frightening But they did it with expert timing Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Everybody was kung fu Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Everybody was kung fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening Make sure you have expert timing Kung fu fighting Hands waving fast as lightning Kung fu fighting