Oh me, oh my, oh you, I don't know what to do
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
Let's drop me on the go, I give a lot of dough
If someone here would cheer me, is it yes or is it no?
Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
If you chew it in the morning, will it be too hard to bite?
Can't you see I'm going crazy, won't somebody put me right?
Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
The nation rose as one, and sent its favourite song
To the White House, this country's mighty lighthouse
He saw the President, he said that I've been sent
To solve the burning question that involves the continent
Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
If you pull it out like rubber
Will it snap right back and bite?
Yes, you paste it on the left side
You'll find it on the right
Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Here comes the blushing bride, the poor bride at her side
To the altar, as steady as Gibraltar
The bride from Hyde, the bride from Hyde, the bride from Hyde

Has the ring, it's such a pretty thing
He puts it on her finger, and the choir begins to sing
Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Would you use it on your collar, when your button's not in sight?
Put your hand beneath your seat, and you will find it there alright
Does the chewing gum lose its flavour?
Does the chewing gum lose its flavour?
Does the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?