Well, I break from brunettes, blondes and corvettes
And redheads, I stop on a dime
Now the way I drive, it's a wonder that I
Ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
But I break from brunettes
I let Firestone put me some new tires on
Just a few weeks ago
But maybe I'll get a new one
Man, I swear that wear and tear
Is already starting to show
Well, I ought to just whistle and yell
But man, I can't help myself
Cause I break from brunettes, blondes and corvettes
And redheads, I stop on a dime
Now the way I drive, it's a wonder that I
Ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you just might wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
But I break from brunettes
So don't tailgate my pickup truck

Or you just might just get marred
By the way I'm parked
In Judy's Beauty Salon
Lord, I'm out in front of Betty's Boutique
Where they come out with many skirts on
Well, I know I'm gonna wear out my tread
Down by Tina's Tanning Bed
Cause I break from brunettes, blondes and corvettes
And redheads, I stop on a dime
And get out my jeep

Now the way I drive, it's a wonder that I never get anywhere on time.
So don't tell Gabe I pick up a truck, or you just might wind up in a wreck.
No, they ain't made the sticker on my bumper just yet, but I break for brunettes.
I break for brunettes.
Man, I break for brunettes.