You You When I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed And how I got to thinking about all those things you said About ordinary people and how they make you sick And if calling names kicks back on you then I hope this does the trick Cause I'm sick of your complaining about how many pills And I'm sick of all your bitching about your poodles and your pills And I just can't be no humor about your way of life And I think I can't do more for you if it's here for tonight Eat the rich There's only one thing they're very good for Eat the rich Take one bite now, come back for more Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest Eat the rich Take one bite now, spit out the rest So I called up my hedge ringer and I told him what I'd done He said you best go on and die Yeah, I hope you have some fun And don't go burst a bubble On the rich folks who get rude Cause you won't get in no trouble When you eat that kind of food And now they're smoking up those young bums And then they go get stiff And they're dancing in the art club With Muffin Uncle Tiff But there's one good thing that happens When you toss your pearls to swine Their attitudes may taste like * But they're so real they'll rewind Eat the rich There's only one thing they're very good for Eat the rich Take one bite now, come back for more Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest Eat the rich Take one bite now, spit out the rest Eat the rich Believe in all the good things That money just can't buy And you won't get no penny From eating pummel pie I believe in rags to riches Your inheritance won't last So take your precious time my friend And shove it up your ass Eat the rich There's only one thing they're very good for Eat the rich Take one bite now, come back for more Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest Eat the rich Take one bite now, spit out the rest Eat the rich There's only one thing they're very good for Eat the rich Take one bite now, come back for more Eat the rich Don't stop me now, I'm going crazy Eat the rich That's my idea of a good time, baby