The freaks'll stay together they're a tight old crew
You look at them, they look at you
I love the ballyhoo girl, but she don't care
It's hard to find love anywhere
Hard to find love anywhere The professor is the talker, he's the talkin' man
If he can't clean a midway, nobody can
He'll get the tip on in from the midway mud
You gotta have the sawdust in the blood
Gotta have the sawdust in the blood See the pig faced man and the monkey girl
Come see the big fat lady
'Gator Slim with the alligator skin
Come see the Devil baby Springer is the talker, he's the talkin' man
He's got the whole studio eatin' out of his hand
You can be on too with the nuts and the geeks
Call one eight hundred, tell, "I'm a freak"
One eight hundred and, "I'm a freak" Be the pig faced man or the monkey girl
Come be the big fat lady
'Gator Slim with the alligator skin
Come be the Devil baby Be the pig faced man or the monkey girl
Come be the big fat lady
'Gator Slim with the alligator skin
Come be the Devil baby