Saturday Night Live drums, bass, & keyboard drums, bass, & keyboard Saturday night, I was downtown Looking for my happy hour Sitting in a nest of fat men With the bottles piled high Rude like the bulls are on my wayside Call the people who are doing wrong Just about to call up the D.A. man When I heard this woman singing a song A pair of butterflies, baby, all for my time My temperature's starting to rise She was a long, cool woman in a black dress But my father, a beautiful tall Well, just for luck, I was a fat man She was a long, cool woman in it all I saw her head onto the table Well, a tall, walking, big, black cat My child, I said, I hope that you're evil, boy But I'm telling you, she knows where it's at Well, suddenly we heard the sirens And everybody started to run Jumping out of doors and tables Well, I heard somebody shooting the gun Well, the D.A. was pulled from my left hand But she was a hold of my right Well, I told her, don't get scared Cause you're gonna be spared Well, I'll be forgiven if I wanna spend my living With a long, cool woman in a black dress Just a five-mile, beautiful tall Well, just for luck, I was a fat man She was a long, cool woman in it all In it all In it all In it all In it all In it all In it all In it all