A mathematician from Scunthorpe discovered the weight of his ball
Plus his scrotum times three was approximately two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
A nineteen-year-old nymphomaniac wore a bog-paper dress to her ball
But it started tearing, she ended up wearing two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
With premature ejaculation
It seems my endurance
Is small
From the time of inserting
To the moment of squirting
Two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
I was seized with the stiff constipation
I crouched in a lavatory stall
I thundered and pumped
But finally dumped
Two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
It's a big cock, a big cock, a big cock and bull story
Here comes the interesting bit
The parts that are true
Near enough add up to
Just about half the square root of jack *
My penis is small like an acorn
Sometimes I can't find it at all
It's infinitesimal or expressed in decimal
It's infinitesimal or expressed in decimal
Point five of point three of *-all
An ancient Egyptian urinal
Has the meaning of life on the wall
In plain simple words
It's written in terbs
Two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
Now that is all
It's the end of my chanson
And if for an encore you call
Well, *, you *
The chances of that are
Two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
Two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
Two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
Two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
Two-thirds of four-fifths of *-all
Here, Mr. Recording Engineer
What's the chances of this song becoming a number one hit?
Well, two-thirds of four-fifths
Practically nothing
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