You ain't fuckin' like me! Japanese cat from outer space Flyin' round the planet Earth every calendar day That's a bank, what I make, gettin' pounds a cake You can ask your mama how to claim child to take Take me, I'm just strong like baby Jesus Ask a dumb question, I don't speak English Six-eight champagne, like I'm Desus Slap in the back, you can ask policemen Yes, it's a bitch, but that's the beast then Can't put her back top on the Prius Ain't a lot of dudes that do what he does Stand at the top like Aloysia Hell of a person, I'm an extrovert Feel a little bit funny on the planet Earth Baby, fuck with L.B., that's a can of worms Stop touchin' my hair, girl, this ain't a perm Hey! Oh, baby! You ain't met no one like me! I said, hey! Oh, baby! You ain't met no one like me! You ain't fuckin' like me, motherfucker! Boss in the game, cuz I served the process All summer long, I served your boxes I park all talk shows and concerts Internet blogs, dancefloors, box office Fuck party time, 40 hours in projects In the most lost, fractured subconscious Who taught you? I got you, God bless L.B., baby, ain't nothin' to sneeze at Do I diddy-dum-dum, repeat that Do I diddy-dum-dum-dang Diggy-diggy-dang-dang Do it, dummy, bring that beat back Pay all day, so I got my white tee Ain't a triple X, but they dressed up nicely Meet the videos of me and wifey Ain't a triple X, but they're every nightly Rap so much, I gotta pee in the booth And I love hot sex, hide me so soon Baby, I'm so funky that I wear a pamper This one's another yay-ary of anger Hey! Oh, baby! You ain't met no one like me! I said, hey! Oh, baby! You ain't met no one like me! Hey! Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show this evening Reintroducing the funkiest man in new media today From the past, from the future, from the new and recent, so hot it hurts Ladies and gentlemen, you know the voice on site, Lyric Spawn! I want a tattoo, but I'm scared of needles I want to trust you, but I'm scared of people Been lookin' all over the place like Devo I kept doin' these cats a Z-form Shake it up, baby, A-cup to D-cup Spunky in here like Yoga Vikram A mix between a misdemeanor Dude from 2 Live Crew and P-Funk I love it all, baby, I'm a humanista Bought it all, baby, I'm a human visa Don't rope-chain in a pink latee Granted, Gucci peacoat and some loud Adidas Japanese jeans, not a pair of Levi's Japanese jeans, I am a phenom Need to bow down, I am the pink guy Just too fly for the music business Too much rap, too futuristic On a trip to a new dimension I got no benefits, I got no pigeon But I see them on bands, but they gon' be expensive Hey! Oh, baby! You ain't met no one like me! I said, hey! Oh, baby! You ain't met no one like me! No punk is multiple rhythms, baby No punk is multiple rhythms, baby You ain't funky like me! You ain't funky like me! Motherfucker!