Had a Barbie by the river with now an Elsa around
A tropical honeymoon knocking a full rick's down
She was standing in the water eating a pumpkin scone
When she was gone and they were doing the crocodile run
The woman and the reptile doing the crocodile run
In the middle of the river
Down came her husband with a gun and a carbon knife
To slaughter every crocodile that had taken his darling wife
I can't have you eating Queenslanders
I'll take your gun and turn you into shoes
Well we'll soon see about that
It was in the news and they were doing the crocodile run
The husband and the reptile doing the crocodile run
In the middle of the river
Now down came his bloodhound with mangy curly hair
Picked up the scent away he went
* in the air
Then the dog got carried away
And ran out on the log
Went
Guess what no more dog
And they were doing the crocodile run
The canine and the reptile doing the crocodile run
In the middle of the river
Down came a wild pig
Rooting all around
The little swine he drank the wine
And really pigged it out
Then the crocodile chased him around
And the little pig said
I'm yours
In the alecrop's jaws and they were doing the crocodile run
The porker and the reptile doing the crocodile run
In the middle of the river
There's no moral to the story
Just a brand new dance
*** your partner by the neck and swing your crocodile pants
Tippy toe in the water
Are you ready for romance
Swirl your tail around the floor
Come on take a chance
Now you're doing the crocodile run
The canine and the reptile doing the crocodile run

Staring out the mud
Doing the crocodile run
In the middle of the river
Yes, you're doing the crocodile run
Staring out the mud
Craps doing the crocodile run
In the middle of the river