So she can't go out tonight again Her sister's sick and she's got a baby
Said, yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Now you didn't hear any of this from me Things aren't always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you
Girls lie too We don't care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh Size don't matter anyway
Girls lie too Don't think you're the only ones
Bending, breaking, stretching, so We've learned from you
Girls lie too
Can't wait to hear about your round of golf Love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like hooters for their hot wings too
Other guys never cross our mind We don't wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you?
Girls lie too We don't care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh Size don't matter anyway
Girls lie too Don't think you're the only ones
Bending, breaking, stretching, so We've learned from you
Girls lie too
Yeah, girls lie too We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never send Will never be brought up again
Girls lie too Oh, gray sweatpants, turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom And that's the truth
Girls lie too Yeah, that's the truth
Girls lie too
No, we don't care how much hair you have Yeah, that looks good
Come on over like that