I have a friend who's gone and joined some crazy new religion He's so caught up that he don't know which way is up You know the saying that there's no saint like a former sinner Well he's evangelizing everyone he meets Including me I hope it makes you happy I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy Even then you better knock on wood Yeah you better just knock on wood Another girl I know loves hanging with cosmetic surgeons She's on a first name basis with a cutting edge Now she's addicted to the thrill of multiple procedures Looks in the mirror and she doesn't see herself But there's no one else I hope it makes you happy I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy Even then you better knock on wood I hope it makes you happy I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy Even then you better knock on wood I'm telling you, knock on wood My neighbor's getting into transcendental meditation He's found the inner peace that many of us seek But I'm not cut out for that life of quiet contemplation Cause when I navel gaze I only turn up lint Well it makes you think I hope it makes you happy I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy Even then you better knock on wood I hope it makes you happy I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy Even then you better knock on wood I want you to knock on wood Just let me be understood I wanna be understood Can I get a witness Can I get a witness Can I get a witness A witness witness A witness witness Can I get a witness Can I get a witness Can I get a witness Witness witness Get a witness I hope it makes you happy I hope it makes you feel real good I hope it makes you happy Makes you happy Even then you better knock on wood I hope it makes you happy I hope it makes you happy I want you to I want you to Be happy Are you happy? I hope you're happy