In Bangthok, you can walk into a pussy bar
and a slut will take an egg,
crack it open in her pussy,
then cook you up some bacon and eggs
right in front of your face.
In our culture,
we are made to believe that the dick is a bad thing,
from circumcision
at birth to it being against the law to * a hooker.
You've got to hide in dark alleys like a * criminal.
Like a * criminal.
We believe that there is something wrong with sex.
Something very wrong.
The oldest profession is outlawed.
You have to behave like a criminal if you want to get laid.
Where do you go if you want some pussy?
Who can you turn to if you want to get laid?
You just got paid.
It's Friday night.
And you don't want a cock-teasing stripper.
We can end homelessness in this country if
we tax prostitution and put the money into
homes for the homeless.
In Bangthok,
you can walk into a pussy bar and a slut will take an egg,
crack it open
in her pussy,
then cook you up some bacon and eggs right in front of your face.
In our culture,
we are made to believe that the dick is a bad thing,
from circumcision
at birth to it being against the law to * a hooker.
You've got to hide in dark alleys like a * criminal.
Like a * criminal.
We believe that there is something wrong with sex.
Something very wrong.
The oldest profession
is outlawed.
You have to behave like a criminal if you want to get laid.
Where do you go if you want some pussy?
Who can you turn to if you want to get laid?
You
just got paid.
It's Friday night.
And you don't want a cock-teasing stripper.
We can end homelessness in this country if
we tax prostitution and put the money into
homes for the homeless.
We can end homelessness in this country if we tax prostitution and
put the money into homes for the homeless.
We can end homelessness in this country if
we tax prostitution and put the money into
homes for the homeless.