♪ He's alright, he's online ♪
♪ Every morning when he checks his screen ♪
♪ There's loads of messages ♪
♪ That's in case we have failed to see now ♪
♪ Just how hot he is ♪
♪ He's alright, he's online ♪
♪ That simplifies not leaving to his own device ♪
♪ His help is when he's eye to eye ♪
♪ With his neighbors, he's just so shy ♪
♪ Face to face with any member of the human race ♪
♪ Where is the man you want? ♪
♪ Where do I press for help now? ♪
♪ Here he comes with his mobile phone ♪
♪ You can tell he's in demand ♪
♪ Somehow he looks less alone ♪
♪ With his gadget in his hand ♪
♪ He's alright, he's online ♪
♪ That simplifies not leaving to his own device ♪
♪ His help is when he's eye to eye ♪
♪ With his neighbors, he's just so shy ♪
♪ Face to face with any member of the human race ♪
♪ Where is the man you want? ♪
♪ Where do I press for help now? ♪
♪ Eye to eye with his neighbors, he's just so shy ♪
♪ Face to face with any member of the human race ♪
♪ Where is the man you want? ♪
♪ Where do I press for help when I'm eye to eye? ♪
♪ With his neighbors, he's just so shy ♪
♪ Face to face with any member of the human race ♪