I was traveling long, playing anywhere I could
When along came a virus and took away my livelihood
Somebody picked it up and spread it worldwide
And now for a while we have to all stay inside
You ask me how I'm doing, and if I wash my hands
And I say, listen bud, I've had about as much as I can stand
I ain't been nowhere, man, I ain't been nowhere, man
Been sitting in my chair, man, growing out my hair, man
Sleeping out on my chair, man, I ain't been nowhere
I've been to bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room
Attic, basement, just to find an old room
Hallway, driveway, same place as yesterday
Go cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast hook
Glass clink, get a drink, straight from the kitchen sink
Can't think, eyes blink, man, do my clothes stink
I ain't been nowhere, man, I ain't been nowhere, man
Been sitting in my chair, man, growing out my hair, man
Sleeping out on my chair
I ain't been nowhere
I'm playing Yahtzee, Jigsaw, Scrabble, and Monopoly
Jenga, Checkers, Cards Against Humanity
Fortnite, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto V, Battleground, Pac-Man
Black Ops, Stay Alive, Obstacle Course
With herbs, old gumballs, mouse trap, ping pong, happy hour, Zoom call
I ain't been nowhere, man, I ain't been nowhere, man
Been sitting in my chair, man, growing out my hair, man
Sleeping out on my chair, man, I ain't been nowhere
I'm watching Netflix, Apple, Disney, and Amazon
YouTube, Roku, Hulu, FbaJam, Amazon, Tiger King, Schmids Creek
Maiselland, South Park, Star Wars, Star Trek
Ozark, skin dark, cleaned up, dirty up
Organized all around, Lysol, quarantine, see what I mean?
I ain't been nowhere, man, I ain't been nowhere, man
I ain't been nowhere, man.
Been sitting in my chair, man.
Growing out my hair, man.
Sleeping up on my chair, man.
I know some place we'd like to go, but I ain't been nowhere.
We're thrilled to be here on Larry's Country.com.
With the Pooh Daddy and the Chicken Man.
I love it.