The one, the only, Jamie Shriner!
Thank you, thank you so much.
I am Jamie.
Jamie, yes, I did do theater in high school.
No, I was never the main character.
I was never once cast in the main character,
but I feel like we have some theater kids here tonight.
Can you make some noise?
Yeah, awesome.
We got some other people who never got invited
to the cool parties.
I love that for all of us.
I didn't get invited.
I didn't, and honestly, it's their loss
because I party harder than anybody in this * room.
I know.
I know how to do it.
There was one time in high school
I got a little too high smoking weed
out of a smart water bottle bong.
Relatable, relatable, yeah.
I did that at a cast party for Rent Jr.
Yeah, Rent, the Broadway hit musical
famously known for being about gay people
living with HIV AIDS, right,
which does beg the question,
how is there a junior version?
How?
But in Indiana, we found a way!
Yeah, and in the junior version,
you may have guessed, no one's gay.
Boo!
No one is gay, and no one's living with HIV AIDS,
and I think we can all agree that's just not Rent.
It's kind of just mortgage.
You know, it's a completely different show.