Yup. I met the president when I was half stoned. I've been so high, I've gotten confused. I've been beat down, broke, and used a motherfucker. I drank with Hank, talked blues with Billy. Rocked with Ron, sang with Shotgun Billy. Went from small-time Billy to big-time Bobby. From three-day-old chili to sake with wasabi. I'm home. I'm home. You never met a motherfucker quite like me. No, not like me. Did I not like me? Hey, like me. Like me. No more being poor, drink specials at dinners. Or being ignored by the think straight sinners. I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner. Now I smoke bombs and rock with Ned Skinner. No beginners here, I'm a seasoned vet. Educated on jazz by my man I met. Earth again, my friend, I've been the world in fact. But I'm a Michigan boy, can you feel that? And I'm home. You never met a motherfucker quite like me. No, not like me. Did I not like me? Hey, like me. Never thought I'd go as far in life as this. Never made par and I could give two shits. Never wanted to sell cars cause my dad was a dick. Never wanted a guitar till I heard a lick like this. And from the depths of Dixie to my northern spots. You know it's time to rock with all glory drops. I've been through town with the top left back. Black hat, fine blind, cold paps. In my lap I'll adapt to any and all situations. That's why they call me pimp of the nation. Hey bitch, you best believe. I live in the woods, not your world of greed. Might a little weed, might a little yea. I'm so proud to be living in the USA. You never met a motherfucker quite like me. Hey, like me. Did I not like me? Hey, like me. Like me. You ain't never met. You ain't never gonna meet. You never met a, never met a, never, never, never, never met a. Motherfucker quite like me. You ain't never met a mother like me. Hey, you ain't never, never, never, never, never met someone like me. Never met a man like me. Never met a monger like me. And you never, and you never gonna, you never, never gonna, you never meet. Stop! Dude, there's just more to life than just you. Ugh.