Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached blonde tramp and she's probably
getting frisky.
Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot a whiskey.
Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo
and he don't know.
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive and carved my name
into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slug and a folk headlight and slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time I'll thank before he cheats.
Right now she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now she's probably saying I'm drunk and he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky.
Right now he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo and he don't know.
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive and carved my name
into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slug and a folk headlight and slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time I'll thank before he cheats.
I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me.
No, not on me.
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive and carved my name
into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slug and a folk headlight and slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time I'll thank before he cheats.
Oh, maybe next time I'll thank before he cheats.
Oh, before he cheats.
Oh.