If you ain't a man with a lot of guts, a doggone woman will drive you nuts.
You can't trust one to the corner, nowadays.
You gotta watch your dough, she'll cheat you blind.
A woman ain't got but a one-track mind.
You'll find out, bud, it's the man that always pays.
She'll feed you a line that'll turn your head.
You'll marry her.
And when you're in bed, she's gonna go through all the pockets in your coat and pants.
Then if you object, there'll be a big fight, and chances are it'll last all night.
I'm telling you, man, you just ain't got a chance.
Never, never trust a woman, you'll be sorry if you do.
Never, never trust a woman, she'll make a monkey out of you.
You know, women are handy around the house, but they can't be trusted by man or mouse.
It's a shame the way they drag a good man down.
And it's a well-known fact they talk too much.
They dig up dirt about the neighbors and such.
Then they Paul Revere the gossip round the town.
You'll blow your top when they get in your hair.
They'll drive you to drink.
And man, I swear, you're gonna wish that you'd never seen the light of day.
And I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked when one of them females gets you hooked.
So you'd better think it over, brother, while you may.
Never, never trust a woman, you'll be sorry if you do.
Never, never trust a woman, she'll make a monkey out of you.
I'm telling you, man, it's a dirty shame to come home late from a poker game to a little
woman that you know is just gonna give you heck.
She's gonna be sitting there alone with a rolling pin.
She's gonna let you have it when you walk in.
And when she gets through, man, you're really gonna be a wreck.
And if you've had a nip, she smells your breath.
She's starting nagging you half to death.
And brother, you gotta put up with that for life.
Because the preacher, he said, for better or worse, until you take your right in that
big black hearse, man, you just naturally got yourself a wife.
Never, never trust a woman, you'll be sorry if you do.
Never, never trust a woman, she'll make a monkey out of you.
Man, I just gotta have another sack of peanuts.