I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl I never meant to bring you to my world But now you're sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl I never meant to bring you to my world But now you're sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new wave blonde babe With half of her head shaved A nurse aide who came to get laid And tied up with first date tape And raped on the first date Susan, the next heroin addict who just stopped using Who got booze and alternative music Told me she was going back into using again I said wait, first try this hallucinogen It's better than heroin, hand the booze in the gin Come here, let's go in here Who's in the den? It's me and Kelly! My bad, let's try another room I don't trust you Shut up, slut, chew up this mushroom This'll help you get in touch with your roots We'll get barefoot, butt naked and run in the woods Oh hell, I might as well try him, this party is so drag Oh dag, I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag Huh? I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl I never meant to bring you to my world But now you're sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault I'm sorry! I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl I never meant to bring you to my world But now you're sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault Yo, Sue! Get away from me, I don't know you! Oh shoot, she's tripping I need to go puke! I wasn't trying to turn this into something major I just wanted to make you appreciate nature Susan, stop crying, I don't hate ya The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped ya So what, you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth? That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out She said Help me, I think I'm having a seizure I said I'm high too, bitch, quit grabbing my t-shirt Let go! Would you calm down, you're starting to scare me She said I'm 26 years old and I'm not married I don't even have any kids and I can't cook I'm over here, Sue, you're talking to the plant Look, we need to get to a hospital before it's too late Cause I never seen anyone eat as many shrooms as you ate I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl I never meant to bring you to my world But now you're sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl I never meant to bring you to my world But now you're sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault Susan, where you going? You better be careful Leave me alone, dad, I'm sick of getting my hair pulled I'm not your dad, we're trying to swallow your tongue Want some gum? Put down the scissors before you do something dumb I'll be right back, just chill, baby, please I gotta go find Dave, he's the one who gave me these John, where's Dave at before I bash you? He's in the bathroom, I think he's taking a crap, dude Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talking to plants, chopping her hair off And there's only two days left of spring break How long do these things take to wear off? Well, it depends on how many you had I took three, she ate the other 22 caps Now she's upstairs crying out her eyeballs, drinking lights off She's gonna die, dude I know, and it's my fault I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl I never meant to bring you to my world But now you're sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl I never meant to bring you to my world But now you're sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault, my fault My God, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Susan, please wake up Please Please wake up What are you doing? You're not dead You're not dead I know you're not dead Wake up Susan, wake up Oh my God