Wow! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus!
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a pee
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom past the sleep
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Santa Claus!
Underneath the mistletoe, why?
Oh, what a rampage would have been
If Danny had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!
I saw Mommy kissing, kissing, kissing
Santa Claus!
I did! I really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus!
And I'm going to tell my dad!
Santa Claus!



Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa, Santa Claus!
Santa Claus
Underneath the little stone
Why?
What a lesson would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
What a lesson would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
I did, I did, I really did see mommy kissing Santa Claus
You gotta believe me, you just gotta believe me
Come on

Come on
You gotta believe me, you just gotta believe me
Come on
You gotta believe me