I was perched outside in the pouring rain Trying to make myself a sail Then I'll float to you, my darling With the evening on my tail Although not the most honest means of travel It gets me there nonetheless I'm a heartless man at worst, babe And a helpless one at best Darling, I'll bathe your skin I'll even wash your clothes Just give me some candy before I go Oh, darling, I'll kiss your eyes And lay you down on your rug Just give me some candy after my hug Lord, I'm often found explaining But the hurt plays out all the same And although I'm left defeated It gets held against my name I know you got plenty to offer, baby But I guess I've taken quite enough Well, I'm some stain there on your bed sheet You're my diamond in the rough Darling, I'll bathe your skin I'll even wash your clothes Just give me some candy before I go Oh, darling, I'll kiss your eyes And lay you down on your rug Just give me some candy after my hug I know that the writing's on the wall But, darling, I'll bathe your skin I'll even wash your clothes Just give me some candy before I go Oh, darling, I'll kiss your eyes And lay you down on your rug Just give me some candy after my hug And I'll be there waiting for you You know that I'll be there waiting for you Oh, I'll be there waiting for you Oh, I'll be there waiting for you Oh, I'll be there waiting for you Oh, I'll be there waiting for you All the clubs, baby, and their jackets, yeah All of them, oh, got me waiting and waiting All the cheeks and the shivers across your face I love you all the places where there's a place, yeah All the angels and their halo All the presents got me waiting and waiting All the clubs, baby, and their jackets, yeah All of them, oh, got me waiting and waiting All the cheeks and the shivers across your face I love you all the places where there's a place, yeah All the angels and their halo All they do is keep me waiting and waiting All the clubs, baby, and their jackets, yeah All of them, oh, got me waiting and waiting All the clubs, baby, and their jackets, yeah All of them, oh, got me waiting and waiting