Uuuuuuuuuuuu Uuuuuuuu Uuuuuuuuu Uuuuuuuuuuu Uuuuuuuu Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all But I ain't seen nothing like it, had none in Musen Hall That deaf, deafened, blind kid, sure played the mean pinball Uuuuuuu He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine Filling all the buffers, always playing clean He played by intuition, the digits count as four That deaf, deafened, blind kid, sure played the mean pinball Uuuuuuu He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist A pinball wizard got such a soft voice Uuuuuuu How do you think he does it? I don't know But makes him so good Well, he ain't got no distractions, can't hear those bells and whistles Don't feel like to flash it, he plays by sense of smell Always has a replay, and never talks at all That deaf, deafened, blind kid, sure played the mean pinball Uuuuuuu Can't beat me now, I've always been the champ I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hand Uuuuuuu Even at my usual table, he can beat the best His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest He's got crazy proper fingers, I've never seen him fall That deaf, deafened, blind kid, sure played the mean pinball Uuuuuuu He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist A pinball wizard got such a soft voice He's a pinball wizard, he scores a trillion more A pinball wizard got world's new pinball lord He's scoring more He's scoring more More, more, more, more I thought I was the baddest table kid But I just handed my pinball crown to him To him To him Yeah