Son of a gun. You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself cavort, and all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner, they'd be your partner, and you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, you're so vain, you're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, oh you had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive, when you said that we'd make such a pretty pair, and that you would never leave, but you gave away the things you loved, and one of them was me, I had some dreams, there were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee, and you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, you're so vain, you're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you. I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee, and you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, you're so vain, you're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, when I hear you went up to Santa Doga, and your horse naturally won, then you flew your leotard up to Nova Scotia, to see the total eclipse of the sun, when you're where you should be all the time, and when you're not, you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend, and you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, you're so vain, you're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you. You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, you're so vain, you're so vain.