You're old, you're old, groaning like a geyser. Feed yourself a cracker, like an old has-been. Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins, cause you're old. You're old, you're old, groaning like a geyser. Feed yourself a cracker, like an old has-been. You're old, you're old, groaning like a geyser. You're old, you're old, groaning like a geyser. You're old, you're old, a wheezing decrepit roomba. Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls. Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls. Man, you're old, you're old.