They say don't go on over to the mountain If you're looking for a wife Horse Clifton Clowers has a pretty young daughter She's mighty handy with a gun and a knife Her tender lips are sweeter than honey Oh, the Turd Mountain protects her there The bears and the birds tell Clifton Clowers If a stranger should have wandered there You know all my dreams are on Wolverton Mountain I want his daughter for my wife I'm gonna take my chances, I'm gonna climb that mountain Though Clifton Clowers, he may take my life Her tender lips are sweeter than honey Oh, the Turd Mountain protects her there The bears and the birds tell Clifton Clowers If a stranger should have wandered there Oh, I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain It's too lonesome down here below It's just not right to hide his daughter From the one who loves her so Her tender lips are sweeter than honey Oh, the Turd Mountain protects her there The bears and the birds tell Clifton Clowers If a stranger should have wandered there But I don't care about Clifton Clowers I'm gonna climb up on his mountain I'm gonna get the girl I love I don't care about Clifton Clowers I'm gonna climb up on that mountain I'm gonna get that girl I love