Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Tell me, tell me, who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Point out that load, I'll mooch you
I'll dislocate his future
I stroll into this barroom with my pipes as dry as chalk
I bought myself a beer, then I had to take a walk
While I was gone, some no-good john had drank up my last dime
I never thought a man would stoop to such a petty crime
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Please tell me somebody
Such dealings call for action
I'm demanding satisfaction
I bit on Jesse Valparaiso, screwed off like a fly
It ain't got legs to walk away, which proves that there's a guy
One of you fellas at the bar who drank a beer for free
Be honest with me boys, point the buzzer out to me
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Point out that load, I'll mooch you
I'm gonna dislocate his future
. . .
As far back as my memory goes, I've been a friend to man
When one was down and I was around, I'd lend a helping hand
Want one of you gents with good intent, please do the same for me
Replace my beer so I'll still love and trust humanity
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Such dealings call for action
I'm demanding satisfaction