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Why is marijuana not legal?
Why is marijuana not legal?
Its a natural plant
That grows in the dirt Do you know whats not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons
Thats not natural
But we got pills for that Were dedicating all our medical resources
To keeping the old guys erect
But were putting people in jail
For smoking something that grows in the dirt You know we have more
Prescription drugs now
Every commercial that comes on TV
Is a prescription drug ad I cant watch TV for four minutes
Without thinking
I have five serious diseases Like, Do you ever wake up
Tired in the morning?
Oh, my God I have this, write this down
Whatever it is, I have it Half the time you dont even know
What the commercial is
People running through fields
Or flying kites or swimming in the ocean Im like that is the greatest disease ever
How do you get that?
That disease comes
With a hot chick and a puppy The schools now
It is all about self-esteem in the schools
Build the kids self-esteem
Make them feel good about themselves If everybody grows up with high self-esteem
Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
Whats going to happen to our porno industry?
These women dont just grown on trees It takes lots of drunk daddys
Missing a lot of dance recitals
Before you decide to blow a goat
On the internet for fifty bucks And if that disappears
Where does that leave me on a Friday
With my new high speed connection? Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song Masterminds are another word
That comes up all the time
You keep hearing about these
Uh, these terrorists masterminds
That are being killed in the middle east Terrorists masterminds
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
What these guys do, dont you think?
Theyre not masterminds Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack
Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up
Why do I have to blow myself up? Why dont I put?
Whos the *** mastermind here? Me or you? Americans, lets face it
Weve been a spoiled country for a long time
Do you know what the number one
Health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity They say were in the middle of an obesity epidemic
An epidemic like it is polio
Like well be telling our grand kids about it one day
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004 Howd you get through it grandpa?
Oh, it was horrible Johnny
There was cheesecake
And pork chops everywhere Nobody knows why we're getting fatter
Look at our lifestyle
Ill sit at a drive through
Ill sit there for I'll sit there Behind fifteen other cars
Instead of getting up to
Make the eight foot walk
To the totally empty counter Everything is mega meal
Super sized
Want biggie fries with that?
Want a jumbo fries with that?
Want to go large? You want to have thirty burgers
For a nickel you fat ***
Theres room in the back, take it
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
Its only three more cents Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song Sometimes you have to
Suffer a little in your youth
To motivate yourself
To succeed in later life Do you think if Bill Gates
Got laid in high school
Do you think thered be a Microsoft?
Of course not You got to spend a long time
Stuffed in your own locker
With your underwear
Wedged up your ass before you start thinkin'
Im going to take of the world
With computers! You'll see, Ill show them Were in one of the
Richest countries in the world
But the minimum wage is lower now
Than it was thirty-five years ago There are homeless people everywhere
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day
I was about to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol And then I thought, thats what Im going to use it on
Why am I judging this poor ***
People love to judge homeless guys
Like if you give them money theyre just going to waste it He's gonna waste the money
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall unit
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack
Hes homeless I walked behind this guy the other day
A homeless guy asked him for money
He looks right at the homeless guy
"Why dont you go get a job you bum?" People always say that to homeless guys
"Get a job" like it's always that easy
This homeless guy was wearing
His underwear outside his pants Im guessing his resume isnt all up to date
Im predicting some problems during the interview process
Im pretty sure even McDonalds has an
Underwear goes inside the pants policy
Not that they enforce it very strictly,
But technically Im sure it is in the books Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song

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