We're so sorry, Uncle Albert We're so sorry if we caused you any pain We're so sorry, Uncle Albert But there's no one left at home And I believe I'm gonna rain We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day We're so sorry, Uncle Albert But if anything should happen, we'll be sure to give a ring We're so sorry, Uncle Albert But we haven't done a bloody thing all day We're so sorry, Uncle Albert But the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away Heads across the water Heads across the sky Heads across the water Admiral Halsey notified me He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sea I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie Heads across the water Heads across the sky Heads across the sky Heads across the water Heads across the sky Heads across the water Heads across the sky Heads across the sky