I want you to change but don't change I want you to grow up but don't age I want the rage but don't get too angry I want the new but old shady I want you to say what they won't say Just don't go too far but go cray I want you to almost lose it Man it keep moving the goalposts don't they So it's cut to the chase like OJ And it's Bramble going up the roadway And get off my dick if I said my balls were yarn You bitches would crochet All I ever wanted's a rope chain From the day I saw Cool J on Soul Train Now I got that Kangol Two cables, one yellow and white gold plated Just to let them know I made it I told my dawgs we gon' get right in a year What it cost now that they're gone in the lead Still have all these demons coming for my neck I ain't never coming down This pandemic got us in a recession We need to reopen America Black people dying they want equal rights White people want to get haircuts Some people protest some people riot But we ain't never escaping this virus To the cops that are racially biased We no longer enable these liars You get them on tape they stick to a story Like Spider-Man crawling up side of a wall And some are just unabiding Islam And like Garrett Roth and like Derek Chauvin No cap still riding with Colin Though some people don't like me at all And some are like bees to flowers Cause some people find me appalling Ooh, I say a line, people are outraged The press slams me again, people ain't having it nowadays Give an album that I put out in like 2000 You griped about praise But I wake up every day even more caked up Than the makeup on your clown face And I laid my foundation I told my dawgs we gon' get right in a year What it cost now that they're gone in the lead Still have all these demons coming for my neck I ain't never coming down I got a question What rhymes with pariah? Lego? You just bit into the lit, into the wit shit I'm it, into the stick, I'm addicted to friction And mischief is like a Richard Midriff Guess my dick is a stick shift Stickers in chainie, drippers in saline They bring my name up just to get ratings It's like trying to choose between Busy, lazy, or Wichigan's crazy Cause I got a phone to pick and Slim Shady Will thug and harm any who attempt to dis Haley I will go in like it's raining And I get cancelled like once a day Why would I go, it's more fun to stay You get me to leave, there's no fuckin' way I got a better chance of fuckin' Young M.A. Ooh, sounds like I'm zoning So me saying I'm out, nice to know me Is like asking me where my shin is It's down right below me We can play hide the salami If your gal like to ball me My wave is like a tsunami These flows, you're still trying to wrap your head around Like you're a swami Just call me the Mike Kamikaze with Mike Zombie And I'ma just keep bombing Cause the game is mine like an IED If they ever do cancel me like Lai Pee Dee Thought I'm taking some of you with me if I'm leaving It's time to murder you now, side B.B. I'm like B.D. to the fuckin' I.C.Z. Why, from laughing circles around these hoes Just like girdles in every word from my mouth So fire, I shit feet, burnt to the ground There's a fuckin' surface in town Yeah, bitch, it's dispersed in a clown I.C.P., R. Kelly, sex tape, I.C.P. My shit is intense like T.P.'s You're getting wiped like T.P. You don't like me, you can bite my little white wee-wee And I repeat, you can bite my little white wee-wee Long as I'll I.B.E. Never since my pre-teen Stripe Lee jeans and Grandma Nan's little black and white T.V. Now I'm so bougie that I stick out my pinky Every time I drink tea, used to want a wife-sweet tea Used to rock white beaters, now I let your wife beat me So you can eat shit, but I might be the shit So when I say eat shit, I mean me