Well, I saw the thing coming out of the sky, it had one long horn and one big eye. I commenced to shake and then I said, oh wee, it looks like a purple people eater to me. It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. Sure looks strange to me. Well, he came down to earth and he lit in the tree. I said, Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me. I heard him say in a voice so gruff, I wouldn't eat you cause you're so tough. It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. Sure looks strange to me. I said, Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line? He said, eating purple people and it sure is fine. But that's not the reason that I came to land. I want to get a job in a rock and roll band. Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater. Pigeon toed undercoat, flying purple people eater. He wears short shorts, friendly little people eater. What a sight to see. And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground. And he started to rock, really rocking around. It was a crazy giddy with a swinging tune. Sing-a-bop-bop-a-boop-a-lop-a-loom-bam-boom. Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater. Pigeon toed undercoat, flying purple people eater. I like short shorts. Flying purple people eater. What a sight to see. Purple people. Well, he went on his way and ain't nobody to know. I saw him last night on a TV show. He was blowing it out, really knocking them dead. Playing rock and roll music through the horn in his head. Tequila