Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed I don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Today, I swear I'm not doing anything No, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the van Turn my TV on, throw my hands in my pants No one's gonna tell me I can't No, I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin' in my Snuggie Click the MTV so they can teach me how to tuggy Cause in my castle, I'm the freaky woman Oh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it cause I can Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed I don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Today, I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do, yeah Do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do, whoa Tomorrow, I'll wake up, do some P90X Meet a really nice boy, have some really nice, ah And he's gonna scream, ah, this is great, yeah, yeah, yeah I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man would be so proud of me Sorry pops, you'll just have to wait, yeah Oh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it cause I can Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed I don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Today, I swear I'm not doing anything I ain't gonna comb my hair Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, today, I don't feel like doing anything, no I just wanna lay in my bed Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Today, I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Oh, no, no, no, no, yeah Nothing at all Oh, no Nothing at all