Bài hát: The Gunner Song - V.A

Hey gunner kid, how do you do it?
\I never skip a class
Got my netter’s cards in my pocket
I-I-I’m gunning, don’t you think I’m stunning?
Yes you know I’m awesome/
Walk into the class like
“I’ma be a sweet doc”
So ahead on reading, ma I’m done with the next block
Havard on my chest
It’s do damn stunning
That people like: “Damn! That’s some ivy league gunning”
Rolling in, on the dot, heading to the frontest row
Stayed in Friday night, date with Linda Costanzo
Gotta be the best, no one sittin next to me
They probably shoulda studied more renal physiology
But hey, I got 99%
Schmoozin’ it, rockin’ it
‘bout to go and get some compliments
Raise my hands in class
Showing everyone I know my ***
But my thoughts are so complex I’m talkin’ I’m chalkin’ and flow-chartin’ like a boss for their benefit.
I know I’m it.
I’ma be an orthopod
I’ma be an orthopod
No for real, ask your mamma
Hands like a demigod
Fall first year and I’m studying for boards
Tutoring the seconds years like I’m an overlord
Have a bunch of interest clubs
Joined a bunch of interest clubs
President of three
And I think I’ll start a Gunner Club
Hello, hello my ace man professo’
Always seeking my advice, consultin’ while I shadow
Doesn’t matter if it’s pulm, GI, or cardio
SO buff in my scrubs, I’m like “welcome to the gun show”

\I never skip a class
Got my netter’s cards in my pocket
I-I-I’m gunning, don’t you think I’m stunning?
Yes you know I’m awesome/
What you know about cranial nerves in your noggin?
What you know about connecting weird symptoms?
I’m searching, I’m searching, I’, searching right through that PubMed
One man’s night off that’s another man’s gunning
Thank you Med school for accepting the best ever doctor
‘Cause right now I’m doctoring to all”
At the physical, you’ll find me first in line,
I’m not, I’m not sick of searchin’ through that rectum

Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I take their BPs and their pulses, all by hand
I rock that phys exam
They’ll be in hypovolemic shock now give fluids, man!
I have history on lock
Now you know It, man
They be like
“Oh, my chest feels hella tight”
I’m like “yo, that’s some angina pectoris”
They lacking some oxygen, give some nitroglycerin
Learning angina pectoris
That’s advanced knowledge, yeah!
I called that when we all get pimped, yeah!
I called that ‘cause I knew my business!
It’s not easy though, I’m skipping meals while you wasting time in lunch talks, bro
Big brain, come take a look through my microscope
Trying out-gun me?
Man you hella won’t!
Man you hella won’t!
Gunner kid, runnin class, yeah!
\I never skip a class
Got my netter’s cards in my pocket
I-I-I’m gunning, don’t you think I’m stunning?
Yes you know I’m awesome/

I wear my clean white coat
I look incredible
Put on my stethoscope
My doctor skills are good as gold
I wear my clean white coat
I look incredible
Put on my stethoscope
My doctor skills are good as gold
\I never skip a class
Got my netter’s cards in my pocket
I-I-I’m gunning, don’t you think I’m stunning?
Yes you know I’m awesome/