This ain't Texas, ain't no holdin' So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus and throw your keys up Stick around, round, round, round, round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
There's a tornado in my city, in the basement That * ain't pretty, rugged whiskey
We survivin' on red-cup kisses Sweet redemption passin' time, yeah
Ooh, one step to the right We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas, ain't no holdin' So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus and throw your keys up Stick around, round, round, round, round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
There's a heatwave comin' at us Too hot to think straight
Too cold to panic All of our problems just feel dramatic
Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
Ooh, one step to the right We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, you run to the left Just with me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't tactics, ain't no holdin' Lay your cards down, down, down, down
There's a pocket lattice on your keys, oh Stick around, round, round, round, round
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a
Come take it to the floor now, ooh Take it to the floor now, ooh
Oops, spas, oops To the floor now, ooh
Tap, bank, oops, shot Come take it to the floor now, ooh
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too
Spas, spas, oops Sologenic, porogenic, shoot