Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling there's something right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I wonder what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Losing tone, yeah, I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you When you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a selfish man And your friends, they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say, please, please Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor Till I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you When you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a selfish man And your friends, they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say, please, please Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight I got a feeling something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Here I am stuck in the middle with you