What's that boy?
I want to tell you about your girlfriend,
What about my girl?
But you don't look strong enough to take the message
I'm strong enough
I might hurt your feelings
My feelings already hurt by bein' here with you
Well, I was walking down the street with your girl the other day
And the wind was blowin' real hard
Is that right?
And the wind blew her hair into my face
Hee-hee, you know what else happened?
The wind blew her hair into her face
And we went a little further; you want to hear the rest of it?
I might as well... The wind blew her hair into the street!
Hey, since you told me about my girl I'm gonna tell you about yours
I was walking down the street with your girl
I took her home, for a drink, you know
Took her home?
Yeah, just for a drink
Oh But that chick looked so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water
Hah-hah-hah-hah, well, you've got the nerve to call somebody ugly
Why you're so ugly the stork that brought you into the world ought to be arrested
My mama didn't have to put a sheet over my head so sleep could slip up on me Hey, looky here
Where you from?
You don't look like no South American to me
I'm still from South America
Hah-hah-hah, where your western boots at?
I've got 'em on
Them ain't no boots you got on, they're broke in Hey, looky here
I've been trying to figure out what you is
I already figured out what you is
You that thing I throw peanuts at
Hey, looky here
You should be ashamed of yourself
Calling people ugly
I didn't calling you ugly
What'd you say?
I said you was ruined that's all
Oh, man, you know somethin'?
You look like you been whupped with an ugly stick
Man, I ain't got nothin' to do with this but
I believe you're tellin' right