The following is a rebuttal to a KRUD editorial
denouncing the legalization of marijuana.
Speaking for the legalization of marijuana is Ashley Roachclip,
President of United Heads for Hemp.
Mr. Roachclip.
Yeah,
am I facing the right way, man?
Just look at the red light.
Oh, yeah, alright.
Yeah, um,
I just want to say, man, that a lot of...
Just a second, Mr. Roachclip.
Let's try it again, okay?
We'll just take it from this
top end and just relax.
Yeah, I know what I was going to say.
Okay, we'll just take
it from Mr. Roachclip, okay?
Ready?
When I cue you.
Mr. Roachclip.
Yeah?
No, you're supposed
to...
Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
Okay, let's try it again.
Okay, no, I know where I'm at.
Ready?
On three.
Just face the camera with the red light on it.
Yeah.
There you go.
You're in
focus.
Okay.
Mr. Roachclip.
A lot of cats put down grass, man, like,
because they say
things about it like it makes you lose your memory,
you know,
man.
Well, I just want to
say that I forgot where I was, man.
Okay, cut.
Freddy, Freddy, stop.
Alright, let's
just take it once more, okay?
Just a minute, let me think of where...
Oh, yeah, I know
what I was going to say.
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
We'll take it from Mr. Roachclip again,
okay?
I'm ready.
Here we go.
Mr. Roachclip.
Yeah?
Mr. Roachclip, you're supposed to do
the speech.
Oh, right, right, right, man.
I got it, I got it.
Okay.
Ready?
I'll do it
right this time.
Alright, yeah, we'll take this one, Freddy.
Okay, here we go.
Mr. Roachclip.
I just want to say that a lot of you cats
don't think marijuana should be legalized
while you're all *.
Cut, cut.
Well, that's what it is, man.